Unveiling the Latest: New Political Condom Designs

When it comes to political satire and humor, creativity knows no bounds. The latest trend in this realm? Political condom designs. Yes, you read that right — condoms adorned with the faces of politicians and clever slogans. These condoms are less about safe sex advocacy and more about starting a fun conversation. In fact, these quirky contraceptives are a great gag gift and perfect for parties, offering a blend of humor, wit, and a touch of cheekiness to the occasion.

Plus, with the election coming up later this year, we thought it was the perfect time to launch a new line of funny political condoms to our collection. Here, we’re going to introduce you to the brand new collection and the funny ideas behind them.

Trump Condoms - I'm Huuuuge

In a playful nod to the current political landscape, we've teamed up with Fishs Eddy in NYC to introduce the 'I'm Huuuuge!' Trump Condom. Designed with a touch of humor, these condoms are more about making a statement than their actual size. While they won't actually be 'tremendous' in size, they offer standard protection against STDs and unwanted pregnancies. With a playful reference to Trump's infamous wall, these condoms humorously suggest they can keep out STDs and unwanted pregnancies 99% of the time. So, if you're looking to 'negotiate rounding the bases and scoring safely,' the 'I'm Huuuuge!' Trump Condom might just be the perfect gag gift for your next event.

Trump Condoms - Make Sex Great Again

Introducing the "Make Sex Great Again" Trump Condom, a tongue-in-cheek nod to the infamous catchphrase of the former president and current Republican candidate. This novelty condom features a Donald Trump illustration on the front, along with the playful slogan. So, if you're looking to "make sex great again" and "negotiate rounding the bases and scoring safely," the "Make Sex Great Again" Trump Condom might just be the perfect gag gift for your next event.

Trump Condoms - Erection Interference

This here is the "Erection Interference" Trump Condom, a humorous take on political satire. This playful condom design features a caricature of Donald Trump on the wrapper, accompanied by a witty slogan. While the condom itself won't interfere with any elections, it does offer standard protection against STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh, the "Erection Interference" Trump Condom is sure to add a touch of humor to any intimate moment.

Biden Condoms - Wrinkled For Your Pleasure

Share a laugh over the "Wrinkled For Your Pleasure" Biden Condom, a lighthearted nod to the age of the current president. This amusing condom design features a caricature of Joe Biden on the wrapper, accompanied by our punny slogan. While the condom won't actually be "wrinkled," it does offer standard protection against STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Perfect for those who enjoy political humor, the "Wrinkled For Your Pleasure" Biden Condom is sure to bring a smile to your face.

Biden Condoms - Old But Not Expired

Another joke about Biden’s age, the "Old But Not Expired" Biden Condom is sure to make both sides of the isle laugh. While the condom won't actually be "expired," it does offer standard protection against STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Perfect for those who enjoy a good joke, the "Old But Not Expired" Biden Condom adds a light-hearted touch to safe sex advocacy.

Kim Jong Boom Condom

Introducing the Kim Jong Boom Condom, a playful and humorous tribute to North Korea's Supreme Leader. The design is a playful nod to the arcade game 'Kim Jong-Boom,' where Kim confronts Donald, offering a light-hearted take on the tense political climate. The Kim Jong Boom Condom is not just a novelty item; it's a conversation starter and a humorous take on safe sex advocacy. Whether you're a fan of political satire or just enjoy a good laugh, this condom design is sure to bring a smile to your face.

The Ultimate Stimulus Package Obama Condom

Ideal for those who appreciate a touch of political humor, the "Ultimate Stimulus Package" Obama Condom is sure to stand out and bring a light-hearted twist to safe sex conversations. While this condom won't boost the economy, it does offer standard protection against STDs and unwanted pregnancies.

Obama Condom "Won't Break As Easily As His Promises"

This cheeky Obama Condom boasts a slogan that reads, "Won't Break As Easily As His Promises." But while this condom won't actually prevent political promises from breaking, it does offer the standard protection of a condom. No jokes there! Perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh, the Obama Condom is a humorous gift.

Either Way You're Screwed Comdom

This unique condom design features both the elephant and donkey political symbols on the wrapper, symbolizing the two major parties in the United States. The witty slogan serves as a playful reminder that, regardless of your political affiliation, safe sex is always important. While this condom won't solve political differences, it does offer standard protection against STDs and unwanted pregnancies. Perfect for those who appreciate a bit of political satire, the "Either Way You're Screwed" condom adds a light-hearted twist to the topic of safe sex, or just makes a great gag gift this election season.

Thin As A Politician's Promise Foil Condom

The "Thin As A Politician's Promise" foil condom is a humorous take on the reliability of political pledges on both sides of the isle. Of course, this condom won't actually be as thin as a politician's promise. But, it is sure to make your Democratic and Republican friends laugh.

Remember The Election With Your Next Erection Foil Condom

Well, this is one way to get out the vote. "Remember The Election With Your Next Erection" foil condom is a humorous and thought-provoking design that aims to promote voter engagement in a light-hearted way. The perfect gift to hand out at parties or just drum up some election excitement amongst your friends, these funny political condoms are sure to be a hit wherever you bring them.

Don't Debate Wrap Your Candidate

The "Don't Debate Wrap Your Candidate" condom is perfect for those who enjoy a good pun. This clever slogan encourages individuals to not debate safe sex, but just engage in it. Clever and funny for your friends across both political parties, these condoms are sure to make everyone smile.

Bernie Sanders Condom - Feel The Bern

Bernie may be a little old, but we’re not tired of him yet. So our cheeky "Feel The Bern" Bernie Sanders Condom is a humorous and playful tribute to the enduring spirit of the senator from Vermont. And as much as we'd like to give this condom away for free like Bernie's plans for health care and education, we do need to make some money to keep the lights on. However, we guarantee it’s worth the investment, as anyone you give this to is bound to laugh.

Make America Erect Again

With the economy in an arguably flaccid state, unemployment numbers rising and an election year that's seen more than its fair share of crazy, it's only appropriate that we help to "Make America Erect Again" with this condom. While it won't solve the country's economic or political woes, the "Make America Erect Again" condom will make people smirk. A funny play on former President Trump’s 2016 campaign slogan, this cheeky political condom is sure to be a hit.

Putin Condom

The world's manliest leader finally has his own condom! No one will never be as tough as him, but you can at least use this specially-designed Putin condom. Turning the Russian leader’s name into a pun, this political condom makes a hilarious statement. Plus, who wouldn't want to "put in" some extra protection? This is a great gag gift both this election season and year-round.

Ready to make your own statement?

Browse the entire new political condom collection here today to see all your hilarious options. Can’t seem to choose? Don’t stress. We suggest mixing and matching your favorites so you can make just about everyone laugh. Shop around today!