Who's the Romney Condom for?
Romney Condoms are the perfect gift for anyone who likes to switch positions, just like Mitt!
What's special about this condom?
Despite Mitt’s inability to stick to a position, Romney Condoms are great for ANY position. We priced Romney Condoms so low, that even poor people can afford them. Sticking with Romney’s campaign pledge to lower unemployment in the USA, we created this condom to prevent additions to the work force. Romney Condoms are one “safety net” that doesn’t have any holes.
Features and Benefits
- For the elitist penis
- Good for use with one wife at a time
- Battle tested
- Trophy wife approved