Palin Condom: When Abortion Is Not An Option

Who's the Palin Condom for?

Palin condoms are the perfect gift for the sharpshooter or moose hunter of the family. 

What's special about this condom?

Perhaps one of our most aggressive slogans, “When Abortion is Not an Option,” the Palin Condom takes aim at both hers and the Republican Party’s stance on a woman’s right to choose. If a woman should not be granted the right to choose, as is suggested, then condoms become of the utmost importance. Palin condoms are always “ready, willing, and able” despite Sarah Palin’s inability to finish; they’re able to handle the load.

Features and Benefits

• Just as thin as her resume
• Hockey Mom Approved
• When abortion is not an option
• Drill friendly