Palin Condom: As Thin As Her Resume

Who's the Palin Condom for?

Palin condoms are the perfect gift for the sharpshooter or moose hunter of the family. 

What's special about this condom?

These days, Americans need all the protection they can get, especially when they can see horny Russians from their front porch and gay-friendly touchy-feely Canadians from their back yard. Approved by overly aggressive hockey moms running on moose testosterone, Palin Condoms offer the last line of defense between a bored 16-year old daughter and the toothless jock eager to "score the winning shot.” 

Features and Benefits

• Just as thin as her resume
• Hockey Mom Approved
• When abortion is not an option
• Drill friendly