Either Way You're Screwed

Who’s the Either Way You’re Screwed Condom for?

Anyone who knows what it’s like to get screwed without protection.

What's special about this condom?

Say It With A Condom has Obama Condoms and Romney Condoms for all you who have a favorite candidate, but whether you're a liberal democrat or a conservative republican, one thing is already clear: Either Way, You're Screwed! Forget about all the debates about taxes, abortion, healthcare, and unemployment. It's time to worry about yourself. Whether you're getting screwed a little or a lot this election, we want you to be protected with this new condom!

Features and Benefits

• Ultra thin so you know just how screwed you’re getting
• Extra strong to last the whole term
• Keeps you 99% protected from everything but the government