Christmas Condom - I Go Down

Who’s the I Go Down condom for?

Anyone who feels extra jolly when they’re going down. 

What’s special about this condom?

Let me tell you all about how good old Santa Claus and I are two very different people when it comes to going down (chimneys, in his case): First of all, I'm a lot more likely to go down if you're naughty than if you're nice. Then there's the fact that he only does it for one night. Are you kidding me? I work year-round. And don't even get me started on the cookies and milk. Nobody has ever put out cookies for me to enjoy when I'm done. But they should. I deserve it.

Features and Benefits

• Keeps you on Santa’s nice list, even if you’re naughty
• A better stocking stuff than coal
• 99% effective, so you won’t have any unexpected elves